Mädchen Amick
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Sparks Nevada’s Mädchen Amick burst onto the entertainment scene in 1989 with a number of TV gigs, including a one-episode appearance on Baywatch—too bad she didn’t really get sparks flying by bursting out of her bathing suit—as well as a two-episode stint on Star Trek: The Next Generation. This work made an impression on visionary weirdo David Lynch, who cast young Mädchen as abused waitress Shelly Johnson in his surreal soap Twin Peaks, a role she continued in various TV movies and television reboots. But it was on the big screen that Mädchen was serving up the real goodies. In Dream Lover (1994) she gives us an unobstructed look at her dark nipples and tight tush as she invites James Spader to shower with her. How Amick-able! A quick shot of her bazookas in Bombshell (1996), and some elite execution of the girl on top cowgirl position in Hangman (2001) was all the skin we got out of her for a while, as she appeared in various episodes of 2000’s network television staples like Dawson’s Creek, Gilmore Girls and ER. A bikini shot of Mädchen lounging in the pool had us wet dreaming of her toned and tan bod in Californication, before Mädchen moved to the small screen horror genre in Lifetime’s Witches of East End. Playing Wendy Beauchamp, a sorceress who can turn into a black cat, we were disappointing, but not mad that we got a good look at Mädchen’s back end in a shadowy room, but couldn’t catch a peek at her abra kadabra kitty. Next, she kept it spooky by appearing in American Horror Story: Hotel, but these days, Mädchen is starring as Betty’s mom, Alice Cooper, on Riverdale. School won’t be the only thing out when you get a gander of her milfy bod.